Listen, I eat nails for breakfast
and keep mountain lions for pets
since tigers are hard to find
and a hair too prissy.
I can whip any three men in a fair fight
and five if I hit low.
My heart is as hard as coal, and blacker,
and I can't begin to remember
how many women whose love
I've cast aside.
I'm meaner than Genghis Kahn
and twice as ugly.
I can't decide if I should fuck your mother next
or your daughter
but I can tell you your wife
is a decent lay,
even if she can't suck dick for shit.
I'll be at your place later on,
just to kick your ass for fun.
You know me, brother.
Don't act like you don't.
Hey, where do you think you're going?
Did I say you could leave?
I see what's going on.
Forget that stuff.
Dumb shit can't take a joke.
Hey, put that down.
For God's sake stop hitting me.
Sweet Jesus. Stop.
Can't we just make America great again