day TWELVE HUNDRED and THIRTY SIX

“Treasure of Sierra Madre” Re-imagined in a Time of Coronavirus

“Face masks -we don’t need no stinkin’ face masks.”

Covid 45
visits Ford
plant

commissioned
to make essential
pandemic
medical supplies

praises the Ford
sketchy bloodline

refuses to wear
mask in public

Put upon by
Trumpenstein
Michigan AG

suggests, “Not wearing
a mask in public
violates state law.”

Threatens to bar
further
state visits

is flummoxed by
vicious presidential
taunts that

suggests ending out
applications
for absentee ballots

is illegal

Then illegally
threatens to
withhold
state aid

on eve of
catastrophic

once in five hundred
years flood

45 says he
won’t wear masks
in public

as it would
make him look
ridiculous

appear weak

One wonders:

Has he ever seen
himself
in a MAGA hat?

--Alan Catlin