black tranny on 4th
avenue brooklyn
the black tranny was on
4th avenue again this morning
she was wearing a jean skirt
cut up to the crotch
high snakeskin heels
and a top that didn’t cover the belly ring
she was fixing her make-up
in the rearview mirror of some good citizen’s prius
some self-righteous voter
who probably has no clue
that there’s a black tranny
on 4th avenue sometimes
but i see her a lot
always in the morning
always seemingly on the go
i think she might be a prostitute
but i can’t be certain on that
she fooled me once on 5th avenue
it was early and i had a hangover
i saw this ass sauntering down the street
in a pink leather mini
and i thought, jesus christ, the world is full
of small miracles
it was sunday morning
and i almost believed in god
until she turned around
to fix her hair in a bodega window
and i saw that it was just the black tranny
but i didn’t mind
i’m a pretty liberal guy
not like most of the italian gorillas
in this neighborhood
sometimes when the black tranny
passes a group of these walking turds
they start laughing and slapping each other silly
a few give out catcalls
one in a jets hat called her a faggot
but the black tranny
just turned and smiled at them
with her mouthful of white teeth
she’s probably making a bundle
on those good old brooklyn boys
when their wives and girlfriends aren’t around
this morning i’m glad the black tranny
is on 4th avenue
even if she’s not with her
red-headed white tranny friend
it’s good to see her
out here mixing with the assholes
walking their dogs
the jerk-off dude-bros in business suits
the dumb american blonde girls
with their huge ice coffees, cell phones,
and bug-eyed starlet sunglasses
smiling and puckering her lips
as stressed out parents
drag their little brats to school
singing whitney houston songs
and shaking her little ass in the autumn sun
she gives this neighborhood some character
she saves us from being
as bland and dull
as your neighborhood is.
Keeping it real. Good write!
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