day SEVEN HUNDRED and NINETY ONE

To Canadians Curious About one U.S. Citizen's View of the 45th POTUS

A worthless billionaire, he's a flabby

predator, our huge mistake,

a one-man farce, illiterate and ignorant,

a dirty dealer who lies about his taxes.

He's an ugly, poison-spewing monster.

He's a pugilistic bully, a spoiled brat,

an asp in the grass, a crumbling landmine.

He's a mother and brother fucker, a sister

schtupper, the world's champion fable-teller.

He's our worst American joke, our chief

infuriator, a bellicose, self-obsessed

stinker, a disgusting putz, an alpha asshole,

democracy's bête noire, Satan's minion,

a damned, lying "wolf-crier."

He's a heartless turd, a bizarre, bigoted

misogynist, a nutty tantrum thrower,

a cry-baby, a pouting finger-pointer,

a fool, a delusional schmuck,

a putrid panderer. He lusts for a fight.

He's a cold blooded, raging reptile, a tool

to his army of toadies. Our masturbator-in-chief.

is a militant imperialist with his fat fist

on the nuclear button.  He's a carnie, a clown,

a skunk, a deranged dingo, a trice daily liar.

He's a hateful embarrassment, an unfit

puffed-up idiot, a troll, a brainless brawler,

a heavy-handed black mailer, a hollow-

skulled dropout, a pile of shit. As Enemy #1

of free speech, he spits at the press.

He's a dictator, a plutocrat, a butt-faced blamer,

a plum-crazy crime boss who can't retain a retinue.

He's a louse, a slur mongering megalomaniac.

"Lying-Donald" is our first Maggot-in-Chief.

--Susan Beem