day EIGHT HUNDRED and FORTY THREE

AUTHOR NOTE: This is a paraphrasing of “Song of Myself” condensed into tweet form (less than 280 characters).

@Tweet Of Myself.

I tweet of myself
and contain multitudes
of assumptions.
You hardly know
who I am or what I mean.
Do I contradict myself?
Probably.
But hey, look at me!
Your thoughts are nothing.
I absorb all to myself
even though
I have nothing much to say.
Blah Blah Blah.
What is common and cheap is me.
Follow my barbaric yawp at #.Walt

-- Stew Jorgenson & Walt Whitman