day NINE HUNDRED and THIRTY EIGHT

Republican Agenda

1. Grab ‘em by the pussy
2. Brag about it
3. Tell everyone you love Jesus
4. Bring back coat hanger abortions
5. Take it up the ass from Putin
6. Grab some more pussy, because why the hell not?
7. Fuck Jesus in the ass for good measure
8. Pray loudly
9. Kidnap a bunch of kids
10. Ready the final solution
11. Grab more pussy
12. Party on

--Jeff Weddle


...and also....



The New Colossus

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

--Emma Lazarus

..and also...

...and also....

FUCK THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION