Just Pussycats
After Russell
Edson
After the
unpresidential candidate for president made the I-like-to-grab-them-by-the-pussy
comment his PR people scheduled a press conference. He stood at the podium looking
smug. Pointed to the perfectly coifed hairball on top of his head.
Cat posters hung on
the wall behind him. Music by the Pussycat Dolls played in the background.
Actors from the latest production of Cats prowled the stage. Hissed at the
press corps. Even the cat lady was there with her hoard.
I was just talking
about pussycats. I like to grab pussycats, the unpresidential candidate for
president said as the cat lady handed him a Siamese. He held the cat by the
scruff and posed for pictures.
I think this one is
in heat, he quipped as he handed it back.
The men on his PR
team nervously shifted in their seats. Cleared their throats. The women hastily
slipped on chastity belts and swallowed the keys . . .
--Corey
Cook
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