Fake News Letterman List… Ten Jobs
Donny Trump Can Apply for After he
Leaves the Oval Office
1 Polygrip spokesman
2 Writer of New Match Game “Boob jokes”
3 Wino
4 New celebrity spokesman for “Penis Extends”
5 You tuber, showing “forearm workout”
6 Lead role in new Dirty Harry movie— “Movement of Flab”
7 Create new soup “Cream of Lard"
8 Replaces Dan Aykroyd in SNL new version of Plumber buttcrack skit
9 Fights Hillbilly Jim on WWE next pay for view…Battle for the Geritol championship
10 Poses nude for “Playpen” magazine…Home of the new “Whoppers”
--Dan Provost
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