above
average
the
science behind it
says
that the average woman
should
only have one drink per day
the
average man two
but
i’m thinking they aren’t factoring in
holding
down a job
or
having to take the 5 p.m. bus
with
people shouting into cell phones
surely
those experiences are worth
another
shot or two
still
for a guy like me
who’s
always been below average in love
below
average in art
and
quite possibly below average in life
it’s
nice to think that
as i
reach for my third, fourth, and fifth drink
of
the night
that
i’m above average
in
at least one documented category.
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