cops outside the
apartment again
the cops are outside the apartment again
i know it’s the cops without even looking
i can hear their little radios
hear their dull voices as they question
the same loud bitch they always come here to question
having the cops come around here is boring
it’s always for the same shit
some domestic dispute on the third floor
involving a child and two immature parents
the loud bitch always gets involved and calls the cops
i think she’s the grandmother
regardless she’s always the one outside
giving the boys in blue her rote soliloquy
while those of us on the first floor are held captive
by her grating tone
by the child running free and screaming in the lobby
i wish the cops would come around here
for something else
drug crimes or dog murder
but then i’d probably have to move
because i don’t feel like living around that shit again
when you reach a certain age you search for comfort
but this is so dull and played out
it’s not even worth looking out the window
but i do anyway
hoping maybe for something else
like the father becoming irate
storming out of the building and lashing out at everyone
having to be subdued with handcuffs or a taser
while the mother screams and cries
grandma implores the cops for mercy
and the child stands there holding her doll
traumatized
but it’s just the same act
like it is most sundays
the two cops nodding and writing shit down
the loud grandmother waving her arms
and pointing toward the third floor
the child yelling in the lobby or running around outside
because cops are second nature to her
while the mother chain smokes
and the father is nowhere in sight
it’s like watching a rerun
when the cops are outside the apartment
hopefully next time they come it’ll be for something
a tad bit more scintillating
a crime of passion
armed robbery
the crazy bitch across the street
kicking in her door again
or one of the old people found dead in the basement
but i’m sure it’ll be for this circus
and i’m sure i’ll take time out of my busy schedule
to give the action a good look
unless it’s football season
then i’ll just shut the window and turn up the volume
on the television
crack a beer or open some wine
wait for them all to go the hell away.
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