day TWO HUNDRED and EIGHTY

NRA Golden Gun Club

STROKE IT

It’s only been fired 8 times

Only real patriots have handled it

Did you know George W. Bush, once ran his tongue along the barrel?

We collected Tim McVeigh’s sweat, Osama Bin Laden’s blood and Barack Obama’s tears to use as polish/lubricant

they work best mixed with vinegar and lemon juice.

Before he died, Charleston Heston pistol-whipped the “lost” hidden and deformed Kennedy brother we keep locked in the basement

this gun’s seen a lot but only been used

when the eagle and cross needed it most

RUN THOSE SLENDER FINGERS ALONG THE HANDLE

Oak. Carved from John Wilke’s Booth’s coffine

Also used for Jesus Christ’s death mask

wood bullets used to gun down

King and X

vampires in their own right

rumor has it

the wood from this tree

is related to the  cherry tree

George Washington chopped down

I cannot tell a lie

GRIP IT

Like the gold finish?

You can’t really fire a golden gun

without it losing its golden value…

gun metal gray spray painted gold

gold spray paint

from the crushed dreams of latino gangbangers

all the same

niggers killing for shoes

soon they might get jobs

infiltrate our  neighborhoods

enslave our wives & elderly

kill our sons

and rape our daughters

we have to be ready

SQUEEZE

Sciences says we used to be monkeys

I have a patriot’s Bible that says otherwise

Werewolf liberal propaganda

Invading God’s country

Freedom is doing what you want

freedom as a safety net

freedom is free

nothing is “free” about; government death-panel health coverage for all or debt free

 universal

communist education\

socialist social security

libraries and making sure everyone has food & a roof over their head

keep my taxes out

give me an atomic bomb over my neighbor’s kid’s mouth any day!

GROPE HARD

We got real gold bullets mined by authentic Aztec slaves

Lined with silver by Chinese railroad workers

Who’d a thought they could engineer as well as pound tracks?

Keep the wolves down and dead

who pretend to be men

CRADLE IT GENTLY

OFFER YOURSELF COMPLETELY

DEDICATE YOURSELF     SUBORDINATE YOURSELF

PUT THAT THING AWAY

LOCK THE CASE

Now, let’s do it up like they did in Sodom & Gomorrah

and show these faggots how not gay we are

by going back our wives

--Mike Zone