The afc championship game sealed it
I’m finally a patriots fan
I’ve finally acquiesced
joined the cult
of belicheck
and brady
I’ll be waving an
american flag
and shaving
with a gillette razor
while watching
super bowl LIII
I want to talk about
commercials
I want tom brady
to go to disneyland
I want to see him smile
through the glitter bomb
I want him to get to go to the white house
meet cheetoh jebus again
stand with him over the fast food buffet
when they shake hand for the camera
with fake smiles for all
maybe we’ll get lucky
a sinkhole will open
swallow them both whole
without regurgitating
--Jason Baldinger
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