“Donald Trump was the dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”
--Professor William T. Kelley
Wharton School of Business and Finance,
University of Pennsylvania
Wharton School of Business and Finance,
University of Pennsylvania
Trump metamorphoses into a brain surgeon.
Godlike examines the eleven American soldiers
Airlifted to Kuwait and Germany
To receive treatment for traumatic brain injuries
After an Iranian missile attack.
Announces to the public
They only have "headaches and other things.”
As if by ESP or precognition,
Or perhaps a twist of his magic wandu,
He’s inside their skulls.
A faux neurosurgeon with a shitload
Of malpractice lawsuits against him,
He determines all they need
Is an all-purpose capsule.
Trump blatantly and openly lies,
Says in a National Press Conference
“We suffered no casualties,
All our soldiers are safe,
And only minimal damage
Was sustained at our military bases.”
Like a huckster, a hawker, a quack doctor
Selling fake medicine
To his “Believe Me” unquestioning base,
His fictitious prognosis is never questioned.
--Victor Henry
Godlike examines the eleven American soldiers
Airlifted to Kuwait and Germany
To receive treatment for traumatic brain injuries
After an Iranian missile attack.
Announces to the public
They only have "headaches and other things.”
As if by ESP or precognition,
Or perhaps a twist of his magic wandu,
He’s inside their skulls.
A faux neurosurgeon with a shitload
Of malpractice lawsuits against him,
He determines all they need
Is an all-purpose capsule.
Trump blatantly and openly lies,
Says in a National Press Conference
“We suffered no casualties,
All our soldiers are safe,
And only minimal damage
Was sustained at our military bases.”
Like a huckster, a hawker, a quack doctor
Selling fake medicine
To his “Believe Me” unquestioning base,
His fictitious prognosis is never questioned.
--Victor Henry
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