Tuesday, January 5, 2010

poem of the day 01.05.10

slug

look here

what is it?

a garden slug.

okay.

you know what happens
to them if you put salt on them?

no.

they bloat and die.

put salt on him then.

no way, i’m not doing that.

hold on.

what’s that?

a shaker of salt.

you’re nuts.

okay.

i’m not watching this.

okay.
look at this.

i told you. i told you.

he’s bloating.

you’re killing him.

it’s all right, it’s all right.
i won’t ever do it again
after this one time.

1 comment:

Bukowski's Basement said...

demented and hilarious all at once...