This week’s wrap up is brought to
you by the numbers 5 and 4 and by the letter B (as in billions)….for additional
military spending.
So…..so-called “president”
sherbet baby-dick gave his first big boy address to congress this week, and it
was pretty much the schizophrenic speech that I thought it would be. A snow job
for lack of a better phrase. sherbet baby-dick seems to be a master at the PR
game i.e. act crazy all week off camera or in smaller venues, and then when you
get to the show act like a calm and semi-reasonable human being….basically the
“president” is like that verbally and physically abusive
boyfriend/girlfriend/partner who acts like a total wet dream in front of people
that you know and love…don’t buy into this shit, folks.
(INSERT MEME OF OBAMA SHAKING HIS
HEAD RIGHT HERE…..RIGHT?)
Because I won’t allow sherbet
baby-dick’s voice into my home I read his little speech and for the most part
found it to be a vainglorious testament to the absolutely nothing that he’d
done and/or will do during his reign of terror. Really nice that he brought out
the widow of a navy SEAL from a mission he authorized and botched…one the
SEAL’s own old man SAID sherbet baby-dick botched….or was it the general’s
fault? The name game, the blame
game…does anyone even know what time it is in Washington? Oh…and all of those
standing ovations that the leading Domestic Terrorist Organization gave
out….chills, right? If this speech raises sherbet baby-dick’s approval ratings
(and knowing America as I do…it will)….but if it doesn’t….I heard Stephen K.
Bannon is out there looking for a Reichstag to burn.
or maybe this administration
doesn’t need a Reichstag fire….it need only sherbet baby-dick to stay coherent
for an hour.
Speaking of Bannon the
Meth-head….i was going to say that sherbet baby-dick’s speech reading like the
ravings of a petulant 5th graders…but since I heard stevie-boy
helped write the speech…let’s boost that up the 6th grade.
Christ…what an evil group of
motherfuckers we have here. If you haven’t sat there and thought, gee, America
has been pretty well racist for over four hundred years then you need only look
at the privileged, dull, xenophobic, sexist, misogynistic, mediocre, idiotic
presidency of Donald J. Trump to FINALLY get it.
What else?
bomb threats at Jewish community
centers, desecration of the Jewish cemeteries….obviously and inside job and a
plot from the left according to so-called “president” sherbet baby-dick…of
course that depends on when you talk to him.
Turns out it was some dude
continuously harassing and threatening his ex-girlfriend.
On that note….Happy Women’s
History Month everyone!
It’s been a big week for current
Attorney General, Jeffy Sessions. While sherbet baby-dick was wowing the
liberal media Tuesday night (fuck YOU Van Jones), Jeffy the Racist was out
there doing the lord’s work by rescinding the federal governments opposition to
Texas’s voter ID law which requires voters to show one of seven STATE approved
forms of phot identifications…this includes gun permits but NOT college ID.
Basically this is Texas being Texas and trying to fuck over its increasingly
Black and Latino populations. When Jeffy wasn’t fucking over voters he was “pulling
back” on perusing civil rights suits involving crooked police precinct…thanks
Jeffy!
BUT….Wednesday’s big news was
that Jeffy the Racist HIMSELF may have spoken to Russian ambassadors during the
2016 campaign thus contradicting statements that he made in his bullshit
confirmation hearing that shouldn’t have happened in the first place….if we
lived in a rational nation….which we don’t. Of course the sherbet baby-dick administration
denied this….but this is an administration that thinks climate change is a hoax
and Jedi is a real religion so…. by Thursday Jeffy recused himself from any
further investigation into sherbet’s alleged Russian ties….wrong R word,
Sessions.
add a dash of Betsy DeVos and
sherbet-baby dick extolling the virtues of a voucher education while pulling
back on tailpipe emissions laws and funding for the Great Lakes…and we’ve got
ourselves a pretty bang up sixth week in hell.
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stick around…today at 12pm is the
poetry of Scott Silsbe and it’ll be your truly tomorrow at 12pm
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