Anyway….let’s head back down to the river and see what sewage we can find this week.
Terrorism seems to be the topic of the day….early Monday a van rammed into a mosque in north London killing one and wounding (at this count) at least 10….in circumstances familiar to American’s the attacker was not an Islamic extremist but instead was a white dude of the ilk of domestic terrorists that we breed right here in the good ol’ U.S. of A.
…not to be outdone AmeriKKKa continued its quest for most violent, racist nation on the planet: on Sunday a 17 year old Muslim girl, Nabra Hassanen was found dead in a pond…yeah, a fucking pond…22 year old Darwin Torres has been arrested…and not a week since that bullshit acquittal of Jeronimo Yanez in the murder of Philando Castile, for committing the crime of being black and driving in his fucking car, we have the genius pigs in Seattle shooting a pregnant black woman, 30 year old Charleena Lyles for brandishing a knife after calling in a burglary attack. While Ms. Lyles has had mental health issues over the years, and who knows if she didn’t have the knife in self-defense, why the cops didn’t try something else like, I don’t know, maybe a fucking taser instead of their guns is beyond me…actually this isn’t…this is America…they were cops…she was black. That’s always how it goes down in this glorified third world nation…is it?
Now the powers that be
want to say that Nabra’s death wasn’t racially or religiously motivated…and
fine, well, maybe it wasn’t. Maybe what he have here instead is a man beating a
young girl to death with a baseball bat…with a FUCKING BASEBALL BAT…another
symbol of violence against women in a
patriarchal society that needs to be burned to the fucking ground and rebuilt
from the ground up…without corporate involvement.
and as of Wednesday you can add no justice for Sylville Smith.
and as of Wednesday you can add no justice for Sylville Smith.
And, of course, while that sideshow continues to consume the nation, a small band of sniveling, corporate lapdog Republicans are hiding behind closed doors drafting what will only be another draconian version of a health bill. One can only imagine what kind of health bill these domestic terrorizing goons will try and push through the Senate…tell you what….anyone catch one of the Koch brothers out buying lube and a ton of tissue….take a picture because that’ll mean this one is a doozy.
From what I’ve read this is a health bill that most of the republicans have not seen, that they will only have about 20 hours to read and amend before a vote…sounds like democracy in action…because when you want your elected representatives to create an overhaul of health care you want them to write that legislation in private, make sure no one really comprehends what’s in it, and then bring it to a vote….and I’ll bet you the bulk of those asshole’s vote for it.
But we do know a few things: aside from the usual,
standard GOP practice of fucking over poor people by slowing the growth of
Medicaid, there seems to be a struggle within America’s top domestic terrorist organization
over what to do about the opioid epidemic. That makes sense…on the one hand if
you come from a state where the opioid epidemic is bad, an influx of money
would be a sweet deal…but if you’re a regular conservative…hmmmm…maybe cutting
funding and working to kill off some of those pesky DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER
supporters might be a boon come the 2018 elections and even further if someone
challenges DOUCHE in 2020. decisions, decisions.
Democrats, on the other
hand, have a plan to try and slow the Senate down enough to maybe stop the vote…now,
short of Chuck Schumer grabbing Mitch McConnell by the leg and screaming, oh,
please daddy, oh please don’t beat me again…I’m not quite sure what the
democrats have up their sleeves.
Speaking of Democrats…in an election that seemed to
surprise a lot of people who clearly have no clue how Georgia politics is run,
Karen Handel, GOP stalwart, fended off spunky new comer, and heavily financed,
John Ossoff, for the house seat left vacant by, current Secretary of Health and Human Services, Tom Price (last seen snickering at a bunch of poor, sick children), by a margin of 51.9% to 48.1%. Not bad in
a region that has held for the GOP for the last forty years. Imagine what the
2016 presidential election would’ve been like had Democrats and Progressives
given a fuck about the direction their country was headed in? Huh? Of course we’re
talking about Democrats here…we’re talking about a party who as soon as they
lost in 2016 decided to jump right off the identity politics bandwagon and go
sniffin’ ‘round Jethro’s moonshine again in order to find out what, other than
racism and boastful illiteracy, really makes the white working class tick. We’’re
talking about a party that can’t separate the ramblings of a geriatric ideologue
from a coherent message that’ll speak to all working class Americans of all
gender and race…good luck in 2018 dems…you’re gonna need it.
in all fairness i'm probably the wrong guy to try and sooth the wounded Democrat, especially in an election so far below the Mason/Dixon line...but maybe THIS will help
is beyond me.
in all fairness i'm probably the wrong guy to try and sooth the wounded Democrat, especially in an election so far below the Mason/Dixon line...but maybe THIS will help
Because
I won’t so much as step inside a cab in New York City without feeling like a
bourgeois asshole, the only thing that I know about Uber is that it’s pretty
fun saying the name using Arnold Schwarzenegger’s voice. Go ahead and try it…I’ll wait. Fun, huh?
But on Tuesday, Travis Birkenstock, last scene 20+ years ago complaining
about a lack of lift to school from his patrons all the while extolling the
virtues of McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches, stepped down on Tuesday as chief
executive of the car service company that he founded with his parent’s vast
sandal fortune. In what film buffs are calling a shareholder revolt,
Birkenstock leaves behind a company that’s workplace culture has been accused
of homophobic slurs, sexual harassment allegations, threats of violence, discrimination,
and outright nefarious behavior befitting aging frat boys with no moral
compass. How young Birkenstock went from this:
To this Douche bag:
is beyond me.
But
never fear, folks…this is America…the country where even multiple sexual
harassment allegations can lead good ol’ white boyz to this:
On Thursday, when the GOP weren’t ripping senior
citizens out of their wheelchairs, America’s favorite domestic terrorist
organization released their proposed “health” care bill….and boy is it a doozy
to say the least….so I’ll say the most…this has to be one of the cruelest,
ugliest, anti-citizen, anti-human, corporate cock-sucking, go FUCK yourself
America health bills that I’ve ever seen….yet I’m not surprised. Amongst the highlights:
deep cuts to Medicaid, and end to the mandate that ALL American have health
insurance, allowing states to drop a good deal of the benefits required by the
ACA things like….maternity care, emergency services, and mental health
treatment….unless you want to buy a gun. The bill would also cut funding for
Planned Parenthood for one year…BUT it would give 2 billion in federal grants to
help fight the opioid epidemic so that those people are good and healthy and
ready to vote Trump come 2020. Honestly reading about the thing made me ill…so
you can get the rest of the facts right HERE.
a silver lining? Four senators: Rand Paul, Mike Lee, Ron Johnson, and Ted Cruz
vowed not to vote for the bill in its current state….you’d think that would be
cool until you realized that this bill isn’t HARSH enough for that small
collection of assholes. On a personal note, if there’s one person in America
who makes me breathe a sigh of relief that DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER is the president…it’s
Ted Cruz.
And speaking of DOUCHE? Where was he while all of these shenanigans
were going on on Capitol Hill? He was having a rally…in Iowa…with big American
flags and tractors behind him and 6,000 morons attending…I mean if he really wanted to make this totally
American he should’ve included obese, diabetes-laden children wheezing just
trying to walk across the stage. I don’t know if this was a rally or a bitch session
but amongst the highlights was DOUCHE announcing that he would withhold welfare
benefits for new immigrants for five years, that he was going to put solar
panels on his wall (the old man is getting a touch PROGRESSIVE in his twilight
years, I see), he talked about the
Russian investigation and the great big “witch hunt” going on in D.C., …DOUCHE
also believes that using wind power won’t work…unless the wind is blowing. Yeah…one
of those moments where you shake your head…but you expect it…you expect it. As
for theses rallies…you know whom else had rallies when they were already in
power?
This piece of shit:
this douche bag:
and THIS fucktard:
…just saying.
What the fuck else?????
Cosby....A town hall on how to avoid sexual assault charges or whatever sick shit Cliff Huxtable is up to? You don’t
say….someone needs to tell that Coke shilling, JELL-O eating, pudding pop
sucking rapist to sit down and shut the fuck up.
I’m going to talk about
something I don’t do much on here, which is celebrities and stupid celebrity
comments….this is in regards to Johnny Depp’s comments about DOUCHE this week
that seemed to anger a lot of people, causing Jack the Pirate (or whatever the
fuck that character in those ceaseless Disney ride films is called) to
apologize. Depp, Kathy Griffin (oh wait…I did mention her a week or so ago…man,
am a liar…I should run for president) and people of their ilk…ordinarily, sure,
maybe not the smartest idea to allude to the assassination of a president…but
here’s the rub…the very election of a racist, sexist, xenophobic, misogynistic, grab 'em by the pussy, rapist, Christ I’ll use his name here, Donald J.
Trump as president of the United States by 60+ million mentally disturbed, people has, in my humble opinion, degraded the office of president
and has removed whatever dignity and respect that office has held. Instead we're faced with a cartoon commander position, a lying, cheating charlatan in the highest office in the land who cares not one BIT about this country, who profited off of the last financial collapse, who boast about not paying the taxes that you pay, who wants to disenfranchise your fellow citizens, who actively put people in positions of power to dismantle the very foundations of justice we have. This is a president? This is someone above the fray? Bullshit In effect, there is no
president….so if celebrities or other people with a public mouthpiece want to
challenge how far they can go in their rhetoric…I say it’s open fucking season....and for the three of you whom actually read this blog...if you don't agree...then agree to disagree my friends.
anyway... we live in hell. we live in a DOUCHE created chaos that shows no signs of ending....but stick around. At 10:30 today we have Catfish McDaris...and Sunday at 10:30 we have yours truly.
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