day TWO HUNDRED and THIRTY NINE

A Few Scots Insult Donald Trump

You tit.

You spoon.

You moron.

You numpty.

You utter fool.

Oi, buttplug face.

You ignorant fuckmuppet.

You polyester cockwomble.

Ya hamster heedit bampot.

you hoofwanking bunglecunt.

You mangled apricot hellbeast.

You witless fucking cocksplat!

You weaselheaded fucknugget.

You cock juggling thundercunt!

You incompressible jizztrumpet.

You leather faced, shit-tobogganist.

You tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon.

 - Steven B. Smith