Friday, April 24, 2020

day ONE THOUSAND ONE HUNDRED and NINETY THREE

Donald Trump Limerick #1

If Don was unloved by his Mama,
it would explain a lot of the drama --
his low self-esteem,
and his feverish dream
of being more loved than Obama.


Donald Trump Limerick #2

There once was a doltish aggressor
who lied at his pandemic presser.
He figured he’d use
his tried-and-true ruse
of blaming his black predecessor.


Donald Trump Limerick #3

There once was a man who was slow
who got caught in a quid pro quo.
He was following orders
from outside our borders
from a KGB agent and foe.


Donald Trump Limerick #4

There once was a dumb demagogue
whose thoughts were always a fog.
He was ever perplexed
by dementia's effects
and came off like a sputtering hog.

Donald Trump Limerick #5
There once was a man from Manhattan
whose pockets he wanted to fatten.
He couldn't predict
that the law was so strict
and Pelosi's as tough as George Patton.



--Eric Robert Nolan









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