Big surprise…but I don’t give a flying FUCK what Steven K. Bannon reads unless it’s a sign posted on the Oval Office saying “Bannon Go Home.” People make this meth-head looking jerk-off out to be some kind of fascist deep thinking; a voracious reader they call him. But the truth is he’s just another white nationalist prick who got full drinking at the tit of Wall Street who happens to have the ear of the philistine-in-chief. Again, no surprises here. If Bannon danced naked in the White House with a copy of Mein Kompf balanced on his head he’d look no different than any other chief strategist of any other GOP president EVER....and I don't buy this shit about Bannon being isolated, and do you know why? Because if DOUCHE loses Bannon he loses the Neo-Nazi vote that Bannon brings to the table...and to be quite frank I don't think DOUCHE's ego could withstand the drubbing
the White Nationalist media will be giving him.
Syria continues to dominate the news with everything from Rex Tillerson talking tough to his buddy Putin to the DOUCHE administration laying the chemical weapon blame on Russia to Ivanka’s crocodile tears. I guess week TWELVE is where DOUCHE and co. prove how tough they are with the Kremlin to show that there was no collusion in the 2016 election….i gets the feeling something big is gonna drop.
In a press conference on Tuesday Sean Spicer actually said that “someone as despicable as Hitler didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons.” Spicer….you’re getting a Halpert buddy!
Hey…anyone got any United Airlines stock?
When DOUCHE and co. weren’t swinging there baby-dicks over in Syria a U.S. aircraft made its way into the Korean peninsula this week all but assuring that DOUCHE plans on expanding his limp, ineffective foreign policy beyond the Middle East. I'm almost certain that this is going to end with
Kim Jong-un disavowing his nuclear ambitions and him and Xi Jinping and DOUCHE and even good
old Putting gathering around in a big circle and singing kumbaya together.
On Wednesday good ol’ Rexy finally met with Putin after almost a day long delay….according to Rexy the talk didn’t go too well. Rexy came away from the meeting stating that “There is a low level of trust between our countries.” Honestly I can’t tell if this has to do with Syria or whether or not this whole hacking/helping DOUCHE win the presidency just didn’t go over as well as they all planned. Guess we’ll either stay tuned or prepare for a nuclear winter…if anyone has an old VHS copy of The DAY AFTER…now might be a good time to see if the VCR is working….for my money I’m going to spend the weekend re-watching Red Dawn….i truly DO love the 1980s!
The DOUCHE administration continues to ensure that we’ll have ISIS
and/or ISIS-like organizations around for a long long long TIME.
And
Thursday DOUCHE drops the biggest non-nuclear bomb we have into Afghanistan…..a
break from the snark for a second. But what in the fucking fuck is it going to
take to get this bastard out of the White House? Do we really have to wait for
a possible, but at times unlikely, Democratic takeover of the Senate to get rid
of this global scourge? Trump/ISIS…I don’t honestly see the fucking difference.
You want sick and bloodthirsty? Go on Twitter and read some of the ugly,
deplorable feeds from your fellow country men and women. The United State is no better….we’re the same
slugs in the dirt as everyone else.
And
to you Trump voters out there….i’ve read a lot about people saying we should
understand you and we should try to get along…FUCK
YOU PEOPLE.
in case you all missed it Jeff Sessions doubled down on DOUCHE’s
boarder bullshit in a speech that he gave in Nogales, AZ on Tuesday…you can
read the full transcript of the terrifying bullshit right HERE.
with everything else this horrid week has give us, DOUCHE double downed on being a vile, repugnant piece of orange-colored excrement,by finally signed the Domestic Terrorist approved legislation aimed at cutting off federal funding for Planned Parenthood, even though BY FUCKING LAW, federal funding is not used for abortions, which is just ONE of the things Planned Parenthood does for women, who make up over 50.8% of the population in this pigfucker of a country…Between the bombings and this….I’m sure the asshole’s approval ratings will go up. America…you never had it to begin with. FUCK YOUR FLAG.
How even to put this one….Gay
men in Chechnya are being held in camps and are being subjected to torture and
beatings. Reports have said that at least in 100 men have been rounded up…into
camps…in 2017. Of course all around villainous fuckface, Ramzan Kadyrov denies
this claim stating that “You cannot
arrest or repress people who just don’t exist in the republic.” I honestly hope
this fucker get everything that’s coming to him in this world.
with everything else this horrid week has give us, DOUCHE double downed on being a vile, repugnant piece of orange-colored excrement,by finally signed the Domestic Terrorist approved legislation aimed at cutting off federal funding for Planned Parenthood, even though BY FUCKING LAW, federal funding is not used for abortions, which is just ONE of the things Planned Parenthood does for women, who make up over 50.8% of the population in this pigfucker of a country…Between the bombings and this….I’m sure the asshole’s approval ratings will go up. America…you never had it to begin with. FUCK YOUR FLAG.
at 12pm we’ve got Catfish McDaris.
SUBMIT2RESIST
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