First off...a YUUUUUGGEE thank you Jason Baldinger for kicking more ass last week in one
post than my sorry ass did in Nine...by the will of the people...he will be back...unless he
says no...then fuck the will of the people.
week ELEVEN is here….unless you're DOUCHE…then you think it’s
week THIRTEEN… and it’s going swimmingly…it’s not….trust me…
As much as I like to think there are people out
there in professional politics working for the resistance and to really put it
to DOUCHE is as much as I woke up Monday morning to learn that three Democratic
(in name only) senators have offered their support i.e. vote for Neil Gorsuch.
If you’re looking to take anyone off your X-mas card list/BBQ invite Joe
Donnelly of Indiana, Joe Manchin III (who might as well BE a republican at this
point) and Heidi Heitkamp (say that name three times during your next visit to
Bebelplatz) of North Dakota might be a good place to start…granted none of
these people (and the inevitable other defectors) come from what I would call
bastions of liberal thought…but come the fuck on, people! This “president”
can’t even be considered legit at this point and you want to help nominate one
of his SCOTUS pics? These Democratic assholes continue to view the DOUCHE
presidency as normal and while I don’t want
the Democratic Party to become a do nothing domestic terrorist
organization who couldn’t govern a Cub Scout meeting like the GOP, a little
party unity and obstruction is a good thing at times….assholes.
…although now it appears that the Democrats have
enough votes (should’ve been a no brainer) to filibuster Gorsuch leaving the
Domestic Terrorist Party the choice of working with Dems to let this one go, or
go the so-called “nuclear” route by changing the rules of the senate from a
60-senator vote to a simple majority vote of 51…it’s easy to blame DOUCHE and
his cast of neo-nazi idiots for the erosion of democracy in the United States
government, but, in truth, DOUCHE and his cronies are more like the climate
change of democracy reduction….thanks to the House and the Senate you could see
democracy eroding for years….DOUCHE and co. have just helped to speed it
up….unless this is a plot by the Chinese…who really knows these days.
…and of course on Thursday the Senate voted along parties lines to
allow the so-called nuclear option of letting a simple majority vote for Neil
Gorsuch confirm him to Antonin Scalia’s vacated SCOTUS seat thus putting
another nail in the coffin of this American version of democracy. Mitch
McConnell full of the political amnesia that tends to strike people of his ilk
said after the vote that “there cannot be two sets of standards: one for the
nominees of Democratic presidents and one from the nominee of a Republican
president.” I’m willing to bet good ol’ Mitch ain’t going to the Merrick
Garland family Easter party next Sunday. So what this means is that on Friday
Neil Gorsuch, the SCOTUS appointee of a president whose very legitimacy and
sanity is questioned on a daily basis, will most likely be confirmed as the 113th
Supreme Court justice of the United States.
Speaking of illegitimate…on Tuesday DOUCHE hosted
Egyptian “president” Abdel Fattah el-Sisi in the ever-tarnished White House…for
those of you living under a rock el-Sisi seized power four years ago
from the democratically elected government of Mohamed Morsi. Despite the U.S.
Government giving the Egyptian government 53.8M in aid in 2016 the Obama
administration had a policy of baring el-Sisi from visiting the White
House….well…shit done changed. Anyone who is anyone knows that plastic
strongmen like el-Sisi and Putin get DOUCHE’s little orange dick HARD so it was
no surprise that he invited el-Sisi to the White House, praising the dictator
as having “done a fantastic job in a difficult situation,” and throwing the
U.S. Government’s support behind his regime all in an effort to defeat
terrorism by killing as many Iraqi and Syrian civilians as we can….no word yet
on how much the White House cleaning bill will be once DOUCHE and el-Sisi
slithered out of their meeting.
….in other news….i’d like to punch Jared Kushner
in the face.
In
an effort not to keep this weekly blog post as nationalistic and inbred as a
DOUCH rally…what do you say we go international?
On
Monday in Russia a bomb went off in the St. Petersburg subway killing, at
present, at least 14 people and wounding 60 others. The bomb was apparently a
suicide bomb and has been linked to a man by the name of Akbarzhon Dzhailov
from Kyrgyzstan. Our very own “president” DOUCHE who used several gun attack in
his OWN FUCKING COUNTRY as propaganda and opportunistic moments during his
campaign, as well as hardly saying a word against the rise in racial and ethnic
violence IN HIS OWN FUCKING COUNTRY called Putin to offer his condolences on
the blast and to let Vlady know that he has the full support of the United
States in combating terrorism…..well…this makes me feel all warm and
fuzzy. Will be curious to hear what
DOUCHE had to say the next time a person of color is shot by a cop in America
or some deranged racist kills another person of color in America…oh, wait…I already
KNOW.And….on Tuesday Syria had its worst chemical attack in years during the course of its now 6 YEAR civil war. Current reports list at least 69 dead. Chlorine based chemical attacks ordered by a spineless swine such as Bashar al-Assad, who has been willing since 2011 to use Zarqawi-style attacks on his own people are nothing new, but the scope the amount of carnage of this one was e enough to warrant an international outcry….hell, even DOUCHE took time out of his busy day of finding more members of the last administration to blame for wireraping, to blame the chemical attack on President Obama…although it is a touch coincidental that this chemical attack comes only days after DOUCHE and his no-nothing henchmen Rex Tillerson came out and publically stated that al-Assad’s fate would be decided by the Syrian people as opposed to an international council asking for his ouster.
In a sad hat trick to happening across the globe, in Stockholm on Friday, a man driving a stolen beer truck rammed it into a department store killing four people and injuring at least fifteen others
End
times…man…..end times are upon us
In short, at least according to DOUCHE…Susan E.
Rice doing her job = bad/criminal and Bill O’Reilly facing numerous sexual
harassment charges = good/nice guy
Even ISIS gets that we elected and absolute idiot as POTUS.
And speaking of American lives being hurt….like a goddamned serial killer coming back for a sequel pieces of TrumpCare 2.0 began to rear their ugly heads this week. As if the first proposed attempt at “health” care by the GOP wasn’t frightening and draconian enough, TrumpCare 2.0 promises to double the fuck down on fucking its citizenry over by allowing states to opt out of the basic benefits care package as well as allowing states to opt out of a rule requiring them to charge the same price to people regardless of age. In layman’s terms: if you have a pre-existing condition or are old or both….you can still get insurance…just…good luck finding it….And THAT’s how the GOP rolls….see you in 2018 you heartless motherfuckers.
On a more serious note…according to a recent Gallop
poll 55% of Americans approve of and want to keep the Affordable Care Act. The
poll was taken from a sampling of Democrats, Independents and Republicans who
are able to distinguish between the ACA and Obamacare. I mention this because
if the GOP majority DOES go ahead and repeal and/or replace the ACA then they
are going against the will of the people, which goes against the tenants of
representative government…which is un-democratic.
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!! Steven Bannon has been removed from the National Security Council…a council he should never have been on in the first place. For those of you who think this is good news or that the DOUCHE/Bannon Bro-mance is on the fritz….save it. As the wonderful, insightful writer on politics, media and the economy, SarahKendzior
reminds us…in authoritarian governments people get shuffled around all the time… and i n my humble opinion this is all smoke and mirrors…I’m not buying any of this until Bannon is back at Breitbart writing long and agonizing articles about what a liberal pawn DOUCHE has become…and even with that I’ll still think those two assholes are up to something.
i will not mention the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad i will not mention the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad i will...
I swear there’s no rest for the weary when dealing
with DOUCHE’s administration. Once I was a guy who woke up semi-hungover and
wrote poems….now I’m a guy who wakes up semi-hungover and reads about the
DOUCHE administration spending their Thursday nights ordering missile strikes
on Syrian military targets. That’s’ right more than 50 missiles were launched
at the supposed government base where this week’s chemical attacks were born…something
about all of those dead and/or dying Syrian kids made DOUCHE’s heart grow three
times in the ensuing week and instead of expediting the influx of Syrian
refugees he decided the proper response was to BLOW SHIT UP….the Russians, that
band of honest do-gooders, responded to the strike by saying that deals “a
significant blow to relations between Russian and America…which are already in
a poor state.” Already in a poor state? NO SHIT, comrade….you jacked our
fucking election! Senator John McCain, for his part, called the strike “better
than Viagra” and said that if you needed him for the next week he’d be out
scouting high school women’s field hockey teams.
Apparently Putin is pissed....guess we'll get to see those golden shower videos
sooner rather than later, huh?
Of course this seemingly illegal one-time only attack has also pissed off the Neo-Nazis, so now they hate DOUCHE and Bannon is mad at DOUCHE and Bannon hates Jared and all Ivanka ever wanted was to sell some jewelry and shoes….basically this has pretty much gone down the way that I thought it would by now. Celebrity Apprentice meets Home Shopping Network meets Neo-Nazi meets Mr. Jared goes to Iraq.
Once again I’d like to extend a big ol’ thank you to all you Trump voters, 3rd Party nutters and non-voters out there…especially in the great states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania.
Apparently Putin is pissed....guess we'll get to see those golden shower videos
sooner rather than later, huh?
Of course this seemingly illegal one-time only attack has also pissed off the Neo-Nazis, so now they hate DOUCHE and Bannon is mad at DOUCHE and Bannon hates Jared and all Ivanka ever wanted was to sell some jewelry and shoes….basically this has pretty much gone down the way that I thought it would by now. Celebrity Apprentice meets Home Shopping Network meets Neo-Nazi meets Mr. Jared goes to Iraq.
Once again I’d like to extend a big ol’ thank you to all you Trump voters, 3rd Party nutters and non-voters out there…especially in the great states of Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania.
lastly…maybe….and I’m honestly too tired and worn
out to comment on THIS…so read it for yourself and then, in your pretty little
heads re-examine every executive order, every statement, every tweet, every military
strike, this bullshit SCOTUS appointee, up to every single cent of your tax
money that allows this piece of shit to travel to his Rama-lama-ding-dong
glorified golf course EVERY FUCKING WEEKEND…and come up with your own
conclusions on the state of this shit nation.
....and....of course Gorsuch was confirmed by the Senate. Let's all remember that LOOOOOOONGGGGG after DOUCHE has resigned/been impeached and Gorsuch is knocking
down those civil liberties with those 5-4 SCOTUS votes.....fucking McConnell.
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