day ONE HUNDRED and SEVENTY NINE

mister fat white motherfucker

mister fat white motherfucker

strolling in the bagel shop with his

black make america great again hat

with the stars and stripes stitched on the sides

mister fat white motherfucker

motherFUCK your flag

mister land owning motherfucker

mister ALL lives matter motherfucker

mister big car illegally parked motherfucker

ordering your cholesterol sandwich from sweating mexicans

mister fat white motherfucker

mister education is bad for america motherfucker

mister big house by the shore motherfucker

mister big black car with trump the bitch bumper sticker motherfucker

mister lawn sign hillary for prison motherfucker

mister fat white motherfucker

you can’t shove the food in fast enough motherfucker

mister all-you-can-eat motherfucker

mister buffet-style motherfucker

mister thank god it’s friday motherfucker

mister wall street motherfucker

mister USDA approved beef motherfucker

no thanks…i think i’ll eat halal, you motherfucker

mister fat white motherfucker

you can’t grab your bag of trash fast enough motherfucker

mister leave no tip motherfucker

mister can’t mow your own lawn motherfucker

mister a-day-without-mexicans would fuck your life motherfucker

mister this land is MY land motherfucker

mister donald trump boot-licker motherfucker

jacking off to putin in the front seat of your car motherfucker

mister blue lives matter motherfucker

with your police bumper sticker and silly pig flag motherfucker

mister when-they-jumped-the-fence-they-broke-the-law motherfucker

mister america motherfucker

mister baseball and apple pie and summer motherfucker

i’d like to put two bullets in uncle sam right in front of you motherfucker

because i’m THAT kind of motherfucker

mister fat white motherfucker

living the dream so hard, motherfucker

you can’t even walk your fat ass across the street motherfucker

without wheezing and almost having a heart-attack
you dumb motherfucker.     

--John Grochalski