fag-itis
his voice is almost female
it booms through the 59th street station
ladies and gentlemen
this is just an announcement
this is to let you know that johnny svevo
is a fag
he has fag-itis
whatever you do stay away from johnny svevo
and sure enough there goes johnny
pouncing through the station
with his buzzcut and ironic t-shirt
followed by another little shaved nazi
with his hands clasped over his mouth for echo-effect
i repeat, johnny svevo has fag-itis
do not approach
and here i thought kids these days
were supposed to be more liberal of mind
good ol’ johnny takes
a swing at his friend
for good measure
of course, he misses
johnny is the perennial charlie brown of his set
he’ll be the last one of his pals to taste pussy
his friend does his girl laugh and it echoes
up and down the station
as loudly as his warning about johnny’s fag-itis
people are kind of watching them
most are playing on their cellphones
but we’ve all been through this kind of torture
it’s such a rite of passage
then the voice comes again
high and giggly
ladies and gentlemen
this is just an announcement
this is to let you know that johnny svevo
is a fag
he has fag-itis
whatever you do stay away from johnny svevo
well, i guess we’ve all been warned
ebola and now this fag-itis business
then the two boys
run around the station
slap-boxing and laughing
some yells for them to shut up already
it’s another nice night in america
for as nice as nights in america can go.
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