Day ONE

inauguration day

oh to be a fly

on the plush leather interior of that limo

carrying the president and the president-elect

to the capitol building

to complete this national slaughter of democracy

obama and michelle sitting silent

after having given eight years to this ungrateful land

across a seat from that bloviating jackass

and his blank of a trophy wife

it’s a good thing that trump has small baby hands

the way he’ll be waving those little appendages around

pointing out his ugly ass hotel

frantically looking for his android in the pockets of his suit

so that he can get one more dig in at his enemies

before this violent sideshow

becomes the given state of the world

bet he still won’t be able to look obama in the eye

you can always count on a coward for consistency

i do wonder what they’ll really talk about

obama with a library on the tip of his tongue

and trump barely able to articulate a sentence

i guess there’s the ratings

on celebrity apprentice to rake over the coals again

or trump could talk about how

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggeeee the crowd is

more white faces in the mob than a KKK rally

it’s supposed to rain that afternoon

so maybe the orange-faced paper tiger

will have one his make america great again hats on

so the toupee doesn’t get soaked

maybe obama will give the fool a last little bit of advice

how not to tweet world war iii

or the way that tricky door works on the oval office

or maybe he’ll let the racist prick sink

into his own narcissistic quagmire

daydream hawaii and be done with us all

we the people deserve us much

all the same it’ll be an interesting limo ride

and maybe being a fly on all of that plush leather

wouldn’t be the best thing

with all of that juvenile bloodlust that trump has

swirling around in that vacuous head of his

a poor fly wouldn’t make it one d.c. block

before trump crushed it with a gleeful smile

and all the malice he’ll give to a brave new world.