day SIX

three million illegal voters can’t be wrong (approx)

or is it five million?

i can’t seem to get the figure right

can’t find the information anywhere

i wish i had the sources that the “president” has

it’s like they’re starting to say in d.c.

he believe what he believes

like in UFOs and big beautiful walls

all the same three million illegal voters can’t be wrong

riding in on their unicorns

with their lightsabers and pet orcs

to hijack the popular vote

their demon magic burning red

like a hot poker up some bloviating demagogue’s ass

at least putin can fix the vote right in his own country

obviously he doesn’t have that far of a reach here

so it takes word spins and dipshit conjuring

to fool a nation

because trump and his boys couldn’t fix a leaky sink

i think i saw those three million illegal voters

at the women’s march in dc

okay…maybe not three million

something like a million or more of them

they must’ve been illegals, right?

considering the boner mr. “president”

and his white nationalist cronies have

for taking away their rights

you wouldn’t do that to actual flesh and blood people

now would you?

upstanding tax paying citizens?

oh, where’s a fact checker when you need one

a psychiatrist or a bartender with an ear to lend

where are all of those illegal voters hiding out?

under rocks or looking back at el presidente

when he’s checking out his sherbet visage in a white house mirror

maybe they’ve all gone back to neverland to hide out

waiting on the next mishap

for our beleaguered orange-price

the perfect scapegoats to come swooping in

to grab the crown and befuddle the coronation

add a whiff of the ilegit

to the small man with his huge bruised ego

to the emperor with his crooked toupee

standing naked before truth and reason

who can’t quite find his clothes.