I the person of the Trump States of America (California and New York are so dead to me. So disloyal. Sad.) In order to form a more perfect Me, establish just me, insure only the rich, defend my glorious honor, promote the glorious Trump name (with my name and beautiful face on every building), and secure my Blessings to the world (as I put a wall completely around the Trump States of America (fuck Hawaii and Alaska (well I might protect Alaska since they did vote for glorious me, and they can make me richer with gold and oil)) to keep out our enemies), do ordain (since I am now your GOD) and make this Constitution for my glorious and beautiful Trump States of America.
--Thomas R. Thomas