Monday, December 9, 2019

day ONE THOUSAND and FIFTY FOUR

Cheeseburger Rodeo Blues

Darlin’
You sound like the girl in a bad country song
who doesn’t care about right or wrong
because it’s so hard being faithful
to a wanted man

and maybe that man’s a politician
who really loves to party
and maybe you’re in bed with him
but it ain't really adultery

it’s more like a fast ride or a fling
with a rhinestone cowboy
but that doesn’t mean a thing to the posse
if your man’s caught cheatin’ on democracy

--Stew Jorgenson

Stew Jorgenson is the mayor of Republican Bluffs, Arizona. Population 1.

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