Speed Bump
After Russell Edson
The unpresidential president admits
that he can’t help himself. He just grabs ‘em by the pussy. And voters shrug
their shoulders. Tired of the ambiguous words used by previous elected
officials. Words like “grope” and “fondle.” They like that he tells it like it
is. Like that he uses words like “God” and “tax cuts” and “bad people” and
“wall.”
The wall that is still just a
campaign promise. The wall that Mexico refuses to pay for. The wall that is now
going to be a barrier. A barrier that will eventually be a speed bump.
Soon the unpresidential president will appear on Fox News and proclaim
that the speed bump will really slow down the immigrants. That apprehending
them will be so simple after its construction. Will add that he is available to
help with the beautiful detainees. That nobody knows more about cavity searches
than he does . . .
--Corey Cook
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