day FIVE HUNDRED and NINETY SEVEN

trolling the trumps

i’m not proud of it

but i follow all of the trumps on twitter

it’s a defect in me

but i just have to know

what these assholes are saying

usually it’s something dumb

about making america great again

but really has to do

with making all of the trumps rich

ivanka does her bullshit

in support of women

but it’s kind of hard to buy that

when her old man grabs ‘em by the pussy

and has been accused of rape

eric trump is about as dull a philistine

as one can imagine

most days i’m surprised that he can even spell

and i wonder if eric goes home

and cries in the mirror

because he’s ugly as fuck too

just yesterday he posted a picture of his kid

and i just felt bad for it

from its rotten family lineage

down to its ugly dad

i think more than any of them

maybe even that cheeto nzai trump himself

that i hate donald jr. more than the rest

there’s just something about him

out there parroting his old man

forty years old and he’s never had an original thought

the snide frat boy face

his privileged spray-on tan

his dullard chin that seems to hang there

that receding greaseball hair

his beady douche bag eyes

the fact that junior shoots lions for sport

i mean i’m a carnivore

but i’m not out there shooting chickens

overall i look at the whole trump family

and i think, what pieces of shit

what walking human garbage

and i can’t help myself

i’ll call trump a name

or i’ll tell ivanka she’s done nothing for women

i’ll call eric pee wee and junior a greaseball

it’ll make me feel good for a second

until i realize they probably aren’t seeing my comments anyway

and that the world at large

is still all theirs to pick apart to the bones

leaving nothing left but blood and ashes

and that all i’m really doing

is getting myself all angry

or pissing off some MAGA shithead in illinois

who writes me back telling me

what a worthless human being i am

how i’m trying to ruin america

and that i probably like men

as if i’m supposed to be offended by that

in the twenty-first century

or maybe people in illinois are still offended by that

real men in MAGA hats

driving real trucks and waving real flags

drinking real beer while saying merry christmas

who believe in god

who probably shoot guns like chickens

at deer and ducks and squirrels

pretending they are shooting lions

and then go home and jerk-off to FOX NEWS or NASCAR

and ivanka

but most likely they pull their pig

to donald trump jr.'s

tweets

and his greaseball hair.

--John Grochalski