“I'm an embarrassment to evolution
My disposition is unstable and cruel
My blood's a catastrophic blend
Cause I'm from the shallow end of the gene pool.”
The Shallow End of the Gene Pool
Austin Lounge Lizards
Tweedledee and Tweedledumb argue over
Who they’re going to gaslight next.
Tweedledumb, Herr Trumpenstein,
Claims he’s never lied
Since taking office, even though
Over 16,000 lies have been documented
By the Washington Post.
Tweedledee, malevolent Mitch McConnell,
Aka The Turtle and Moscow Mitch,
Senate Majority Leader,
Receiving record big pharma donations
During drug negotiations,
Blocking over 400 bills
Sent from the House to the Senate for approval,
A Lord Acton wannabe,
Who doesn’t give a fuck about ethics, morality or law
Is a staunch supporter
That absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Like Obama drinking a cold glass of Detroit toxic water,
Assuring residents their taps were safe
As long as they used filters, despite their water
Contaminated with lead, a deadly neurotoxin,
Trump tries to eviscerate everything Obama,
Like a deranged narcissist rewriting history
To escape accountability.
Not to be outdone by Obama,
Trump displays his Nobel Prize intellect
At a White House briefing,
Suggesting scientists and other experts
Investigate whether there’s a way
To ingest disinfectant, light, or heat
Into the human body to kill COVID-19.
With the sharp intellect of a retarded carrot,
He posits, “Supposing you brought
The light inside the body, which you can do
Either through the skin or in some other way.”
Words so powerful, even a peer-reviewed journal
Like JAMA: The Journal of the American Medical Association,
Is practically forced to endorse it as medical news.