so good old DOUCHE is on vacation....17 days at one of his shitty golf clubs, while Mike Pence is trying to rack up the donors for 2020. It's understandable a need for a working/tweeting vacation. Dismantling over 240 years of democratic institutions all the while riling up your base supporters with racist, homophobic, xenophobic, anti-women policies can make a man tired....especially someone as advance in age as the orange one. Basically it's hard being an asshole...it must feel good for him though...to be out of the "swamp." Being president on top of being an internet troll is hard work....DOUCHE must feel pretty nostalgic just being a troll for now.
Still the business of running America into the ground goes on....the Government Climate Report is about to be released....and the new isn't really all that good. According to the report our recent decades have been their warmest in over 1500 years....1500 years!`Because i dont know shit about shit about climate change other than it's a real thing...which is more than I can say for DOUCHE and the inbred Nazis at his base...i'm gonna post this handy link from the NY TIMES . I will say this...it's a pretty scary business when you're worried that the President of the United States might try to suppress a report and that the head of the EPA doesn't believe that carbon contributes to Climate Change...but the Douche Administration wouldn't BE the DOUCHE administration even logic and reason played any factor in their decision making, right? USA! USA! USA!
Seems i spoke too soon about DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER just chillin' a his shitty golf course....on Tuesday the Orange Idiot issued a threat to North Korea that should they continue acting aggressive toward the United States they would be met with "Fire and Fury like the world has never seen." And you know DOUCHE is serious because he said it twice in the same sentence......this is what it's coming down to folks, a battle of wills orchestrated by Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un....anyone wanna start taking bets on when we'll be experiencing our first nuclear winter because those two are dumb as fuck all and simply couldn't give a SHIT about the world around them.
The NY Times went so far as to report that DOUCHE'S comments were improvised....who is that even news? OF COURSE THEY WERE IMPROVISED....there are a lot, and I mean, A LOT of idiots in this administration, but by far DOUCHE is the biggest idiot of them all.
Look, I'm not trying to make light of this, but really what's worse? A quick and explosive exit at the hands of one monster, or this slow, trickling death that we've been experiencing since January 20, 2017?
But, of course, Kim Jong Un doesn't really have the capacity to attack the United States....at least not yet. But should DOUCHE move beyond his rhetoric, a lot of people, millions, especially in South Korea could be murdered at the hands of that little boy in his military suit.... but don't tell it to these flag waving shitheads
Of course then the turd blossom ups the ante by saying that he wasn't being tough enough on North Korea. Because no one NO ONE is as tough as DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER....nah, DOUCHE is the toughest guy around. He went to the toughest prep schools. His daddy got him into the TOUGHEST ivy league colleges....DOUCHE was so fucking TOUGH when daddy gave him money to start his gilded slum lord empire. He was so TOUGH cheating on his wife in Aspen. When he showed up in Home Alone 2, i was like, damn that man is TOUGH. DOUCHE was even SO FUCKING TOUGH hosting a shitty reality TV show....fuck, I mean I hate this Nazi so much I can't even enjoy him taunting Mitch McConnell. He's that kinda TOUGH.
NEWS FLASH: street drugs are still crime....but if you're some inbred white motherfucker hopped up on opioids...well, that's a national crisis according to DOUCHE MOTHERFUCKER. He feels your pain, Cletus...see you at the next Nazi Rally somewhere in the Rust Belt!
honestly...unless he starts walking around in a turban talking like Apu from the Simpsons, is there any gender/minority other than White Male that this asshole hasn't attacked. It's like DOUCHE and his new daddy, Bannon, are working from a checklist.
While we're on the subject of Nazis....looks like there's going to be a big gathering of them is heading to Charlottesville, Virginia, this weekend, in what some are calling the biggest Nazi rally in the United States in over a decade....some of those, small-pricked zealots even got the festivities started early on Friday Night
Anyone wanting to punch a Nazi this weekend.....the strong money is on heading to Charlottesville.
well...that's it. Yeah a bunch of other shit happened, but if DOUCHE can take a vacation then i can 1/2 ass it every once in a while.
stick around...at 10:30 I mock white people and their block parties, and tomorrow at the same time we have the prolific Jason Baldinger.